Arctic monkeys

Brianstorm
Some old track... or brian stromBrian,Top marks for not tryin´So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessnessWe´re grateful and so strangely comfortedAnd I wonder are you puttin´ us underCause we can´t take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combinationWell see you later, innovatorSome want to kiss some want to kick youThere´s not a net you couldn´t slip throughOr at least that´s the impression I get cause you´re smooth and you´re wetAnd she´s not aware yet but she´s yoursShe´ll be sayin´ use meShow me the jacuzziI imagine that it´s there on a plateYour rendezvous rate means that you´ll never be frightened to make them wait for a whileI doubt it´s your style not to get what you set out to acquireThe eyes are on fireYou are the unforecasted storm(Brian)Calm, collected, and commandin´(Top marks for not tryin´)You made the other stories standin´With your renditions and jokesBet there´s hundreds of blokes that have wept cause you´ve stolen their ...thunderAre you puttin´ us underCause we can´t take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combinationWell see you later, innovator


MARDY BUM
Now then Mardy Bum I see your frown And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun And it goes off And out come all these words Oh there's a very pleasant side to you A side I much prefer It's one that laughs and jokes around Remember cuddles in the kitchen Yeah, to get things off the ground And it was up, up and away Oh, but it's right hard to remember That on a day like today when you're all argumentative And you've got the face on Well now then Mardy Bum Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I I thought as much Cause you turned over there Pulling that silent disappointment face The one that I can't bear Can't we laugh and joke around Remember cuddles in the kitchen Yeah, to get things off the ground And it was up, up and away Oh, but it's right hard to remember That on a day like today when you're all argumentative And you've got the face on Yeah I'm sorry I was late But I missed the train And then the traffic was a state And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate That reoccurs ,oh when you say I don't care But of course I do, yeah I clearly do! So laugh and joke around Remember cuddles in the kitchen Yeah, to get things off the ground And it was up, up and away Still it's right hard to remember That on a day like today when you're all argumentative And you've got the face on

Fluorescent adolescent
You used to get it in your fishnetsNow you only get it in your night dressDiscarded all the naughty nights for nicenessLanded in a very common crisisEverything´s in order in a black holeNothing seems as pretty as the past thoughThat Bloody Mary´s lacking a TabascoRemember when he used to be a rascal?Oh that boy´s a slagThe best you ever hadThe best you ever hadIs just a memory and those dreamsNot as daft as they seemNot as daft as they seemMy love when you dream them up...Flicking through a little book of sex tipsRemember when the boys were all electric?Now when she tells she´s gonna get itI´m guessing that she´d rather just forget iClinging to not getting sentimentalSaid she wasn´t going but she went stillLikes her gentlemen to not be gentleWas it a megadobber or a betting pencil?Oh that boy´s a slagThe best you ever hadThe best you ever hadIs just a memory and those dreamsWeren´t as daft as they seemNot as daft as they seemMy love when you dream them upOh, where did you go?Where did you go?Where did you go? Woah.Falling aboutYou took a left off Last Laugh LaneYou just sounded it outYou´re not coming back again.Falling aboutYou took a left off Last Laugh LaneYou just sounded it outYou´re not coming back again.You used to get it in your fishnetsNow you only get it in your night dressStarted all the naughty nights with nicenessLanded in a very common crisisEverything´s in order in a black holeEverything was pretty in the past thoughThat Bloody Mary´s lacking in tabascoRemember when he used to be a rascal?

505
I´m going back to 505,If its a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive,In my imagination you´re waiting lying on your side,With your hands between your thighs,Stop and wait a sec,Oh when you look at me like that my darling,What did you expect,I probably still adore you with you hand around my neck,Or I did last time I checked,Not shy of a spark,A knife twists at the thought that I should fall short of the mark,Frightened by the bite though its no harsher than the bark,Middle of adventure, such a perfect place to start,I´m going back to 505,If its a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive,In my imagination you´re waiting lying on your side,With your hands between your thighs,But I crumble completely when you cry,It seems like once again you´ve had to greet me with goodbye,Im always just about to go and spoil a suprise,Take my hands off of your eyes too soon,I´m going back to 505,If its a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive,In my imagination you´re waiting lying on your side,With your hands between your thighs and a smile!

Teddy picker
Despair to the point till they provokeThe punchline before they have told the jokeThe sheer desperation to be scene/seenStaring at the television screenDespair to the point where they provokeYou to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the jokeSorry sunshine it doesn´t existIt wasn´t in the top 100 listAnd it´s the thousandth time and it´s even bolder,Don´t be surprised when you get bent over,He told ya, that you were gagging for itShe saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn´t what it seemedThe kids all dream of making it, whatever that meansAnother variation on a themeA tangle on the television and the magazineD´you reckon that they do it for a joke?D´you reckon that they make ´em take an oath?That says "we are defendersOf any poseur or professional pretender around"When did your list replace the twist and turn?Ah the fist, replaced the kissed-on concernAnd if you´re bothered, I don´t want your prayersSave it for the morning afterAnd it´s the thousandth time and it´s even bolder,Don´t be surprised when you get bent over,He told ya, that you were gagging for itLets have a game on the Teddy PickerNot quick enough can I have it quicker?Already thick and you´re getting thickerLets have a game on the Teddy PickerNot quick enough can I have it quicker?Already thick and you´re getting thickerAsuming that all things are equal,Who´d want to be men of the peopleWhen there´s people like you?

WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN
So who's that girl there? I wonder what went wrong So that she had to roam the streets She don't do major credit cards I doubt she does receipts It's all not quite legitimate And what a scummy man Just give him half a chance I bet he'll rob you if he can Can see it in his eyes, yeah That he's got a driving ban Amongst some other offences And I've seen him with girls of the night And he told Roxanne to put on her red light They're all infected but he'll be alright Cause he's a scumbag, don't you know I said he's a scumbag, don't you know! Although you're trying not to listen Avert your eyes and staring at the ground She makes a subtle proposition I'm sorry love I'll have to turn you down And oh he must be up to summat Want half a chance to show he's more than likely I've got a feeling in my stomach I start to wonder what his story might be What his story might be They said it changes when the sun goes down And they said it changes when the sun goes down And they said it changes when the sun goes down Around here Around here And look here comes a Ford Mondeo Isn't he Mister Inconspicuous And he don't even have to say 'owt She understands she's here to get picked up And she's delighted when she sees him Pulling in and giving her the eye Because she must be fucking freezing Scantily clad beneath the clear night sky She don't stop in the winter, no and... They said it changes when the sun goes down And they said it changes when the sun goes down And they said it changes when the sun goes down Around here They said it changes when the sun goes down Over the river going out to town And they said it changes when the sun goes down Around here Around here What a scummy man Just give him half a chance I bet he'll rob you if he can Can see it in his eyes that he's got a nasty plan I hope you're not involved at all

( uhhh se me aquilombo todo no se que mierda toque y en ves de punto aparte se junto la ultima y la primera palabra :D perdon a todos )
saludos
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